It was a Friday night and Phoebe, being the smart cookie that she is, had finally figured out the pattern in her town. She had calculated that Friday nights were the nights that the high schoolers would come to the farm. Not to work. Not to buy. But rather, TO COW TIP! The nerve of those barbarians! If only they realized how much work these cows do and how precious their beauty sleep is!! When Friday rolled around Phoebe drank extra coffee because that day was the day she wasn’t putting up with any bull.